Monster Mash (thanks to Tom Eshelman)

I don't think a blog about Dr. Young's Monster Tuba would be complete without the following lyrics. Here is the only link http://www.chisham.com/tips/bbs/dec1999/messages/19229.html I could find when I tried to Google it. The following is what you would find there.

Song for Joe S., Carl K., Kelley O, + ..

Posted by Tom Eshelman on December 14, 1999 at 13:12:37:

THE MONSTER TUBA MASH


I was working in my shop late one night
When I grafted a Gronitz on a King Upright
I took some valves from old Rudy's, three for each hand
then I blew a few notes to see what I had

(It was an E) It was a Monster E
(a triple E) hooked to a double B
(a double B) in tune in any key
('tweighed 83) It was a Monster E

To my small workshop in the lower northeast
People came from afar to have a look at the beast
They brought me their old Conns, Yorks, and Keefers
So I could combine them into double triple eefers

(They're now all E's) They're now all Monster E's
(they're triple E's) hooked up with double B's
(yes double Bs) with 14 water keys
(they weigh 83) they're all now Monster E's

Sellmansburger was having fun, the party had just begun
The guests included Kleinstuber, Sam Gnagey, and Dr. Young

The scene was rocking, all were digging the sound
of Kelly O backed by his Fifth Bass clowns :-)
Howard Johnson and Gravity were about to arrive
With their vocal group The Holton Chopping Five

(They all brought E's) They all brought Monster E's
(yes triple E's) hooked up with double B's
(yes double B's) in tune in any key
(weighing 83) they all had Monster E's

Out from Arizona, Pat Sheridan's voice did ring
Seems he was troubled by just one thing
He put down his Bon-bons and cried angrily
"Whatever happened to my 983?"

(It's now an E) It's now a Monster E
(a triple E) hooked to a double B
(a double B) in tune in any key
('tweighs 83) It's now a Monster E

Now everything's cool Pat's a part of the band
And my monster double tuba is the hit of the land
For you, the amateur, this fun was meant too
Just get yourself some junkers, a torch, and some glue,

(And build an E) yes build a Monster E
(a triple E) hooked to a double B
(a double B) in tune in any key
('twill weigh 83) your very own Monster E

Tom Eshelman made up and posted these lyrics on the tubenet BBS, and he managed to work in the names of guys in the BBS who are bigtime tuba builders/modifiers. I have also embedded a Monster Mash video just in case you are wondering what it sounds like.

Mickey Mouse Fingering

Playing Dr. Young's Monster Tuba is not as difficult as it looks. You only need three fingers on each hand, so Mickey Mouse (and most other cartoon characters) should be able to play this tuba. It is easiest to think of the fingers on your right hand as operating valves 1 (index finger), 2, and 3, while the fingers on the left hand operate valves 6 (index finger), 4, and 5. In a pinch you could play this instrument like a regular tuba (3 or 4 valve), sousaphone, euphonium or baritone, using the same fingering and the first 3 or 4 valves, but the intonation would suffer.

To get the tuba to play in tune, you should avoid valve combinations (even though some of them work) unless it is valve 6 and one other valve. Valve 3 is like the 1-2 combination, valve 4 is like the 1-3 combination and valve 5 is like the 2-3 combination. So you would play BBb with no valves, A is 2, Ab is 1, G is 3, Gb is 5, and F is 4 (when you are playing a low F).

Valve 6 is the switch valve, so if you can't play the E on the BBb side using valve 2 (because you are playing a low E), you can play it with just valve 6 (which is like the 1-2-3 or 4-2 combination). If you want to go lower, a half step at a time, you would play 6-2, 6-1, 6-3, 6-5, and 6-4. That would be Eb, D, Db, C, and B.

If you want to play real notes (down where the normal tuba's pedal tones would be) you would use the following fingering: Bb 1-5-6, A 1-4-6, Ab 4-5-6, G 1-4-5-6, Gb 3-4-5-6, F 1-3-4-5-6, E 1-2-3-4-5-6. After that, you would be using pedal tones on the EEE tuba, perhaps Eb 3-6, D 5-6, and Db 4-6.

Outdoor Concert on July 29, 2007


Here is a picture of Dr. Young playing his tuba at an outdoor concert in north west Pennsylvania. He is using his bell front bell. Click on the picture if you want to see more details.

Hi Trish

I noticed that when I published my first post, the date was kind of awful. Instead of getting 10 March 2008 or something like that in the little box for the date (on the blog), I got the letters of Monday all over the place in there. Same thing happens when you look at the post itself. This is the second post, and I am wondering if it will also show the letters of Monday, or if it will be blank like your version was.

My first blog

I realize this theme/template does not really match the content of the blog, but I am actually helping someone try to figure out what is wrong with her blog that uses this same template. Once I solve the "puzzle" I might change the theme/template to something a little bit more appropriate.